CAT CASHING - HOW IT WORKS:
- Sit your cat on your lap, and point it at your screen.
- Ask it to mew, growl, hiss or sneeze at your computer (no squeezing or pinching please).
- Our Feline Universal Recognition Banking Assessment Logical Loot-o-mat (F.U.R.B.A.L.L.) will assess what your cat is worth, and show you a photo of how much pretend cash you'll receive.
- You take the imaginary cash and spend it on furry-tale items.
HERE'S WHAT YOU'LL NEED:
- A cat.
- A computer (use the one you're staring at now).
- Proof that you're 18 or over (or under).
- A piece of paper with your signature on it.
- Proof that you'd be doing something worthwhile if you weren't looking at CatConverters.com
- Time to spare.
- A vivid imagination.
NO QUIBBLES - GIVE ME CASH FOR MY TIBBLES
OK. Follow instructions 1 and 2 above, and press the button below.